a statement from halloween horrorstruck.

Posts like these aren't easy to make, which is why it’s hard to stay from our usual positive social media presence.

The individuals involved have been actively avoiding us at this time, and so we are brought to make this unfortunate post.

It has come to our attention that at around 12:51am this morning, a rather large amount of homemade rocky road was consumed on our property.

This sweet treat was not for general consumption and instead was for giving to the local rats in our stockroom in exchange for them not nibbling through our inventory.

The damage that could potentially be caused out of retaliation from the rats could be astronomical, and so at this time we ask our amazing customers to please remain calm and not to panic.

We will be working around the clock to ensure this issue is fixed as we enter the spookiest time of the year. Rest assured, all orders will be unaffected by this matter.

As for the individuals involved, there will be no more complimentary pumpkin spice flavored drinks for you for the remainder of the season.

-Vampire Zia,

Crisis Management Head