What Is Rat Week?

Picture this: you're in Manalutha. The sun is setting, and you are walking home with your Dick's Diner takeaway microwave burger meal. When you stop and feel the sensation. Someone is watching you. You aren't sharing those scampy fries now, and so you turn around to see not one, not two, but forty-three rats standing behind you. Following you home like some animals. Well, you aren't the Pied Piper now, are you? But you also don't want to get nibbled, and so you throw your meal and take off down the road. Trousers around your ankles and all, it's embarrassing! This is what residents of Manalutha have to deal with every October... Welcome to Rat Week!
Here at Halloween Horrorstruck, we take Rat Week very seriously. Rat Week annually takes place during the first week of October, and during this time not only does the entire town of Manalutha get swarmed by rats as they make their seasonal stroll towards Bradford-on-Avon, where they all spend about a month cleaning themselves in the River Avon before slipping away into the sewer system, but we take the rodent-y week as the perfect opportunity to host our 'Rat Week Sales.'

That's right, from the first of October up until the eighth. Enjoy some of the most wicked deals this Halloween season online. To view all Rat Week specials, simply head to our Rat Week category section whilst online shopping. Make sure to get in there fast, otherwise the rats may beat you to them! Well... if you have some Swiss cheese, you may just be able to convince them to let you take home the last latex-severed head on a stick.
Be careful this Rat Week, residents! Make sure to hide yo cheese, and hide it well. Because they will, and I mean, WILL find out where it is.







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